Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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