i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
