if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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