I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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