i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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