ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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