do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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