i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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