Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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