that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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