So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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