Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize
