My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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