I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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