Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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