I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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