Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
