Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you would pick up someone in the library
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
