i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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