I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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