Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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