Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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