They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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