ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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