Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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