I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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