I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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