its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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