smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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