even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
should my penis look like a turkey
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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