I hope mine doesn't look like that
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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