He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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