Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I just found puke in my bra..
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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