Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm determined to sit on that face.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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