nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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