I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Randomize
