I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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