So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
