I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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