I'm eating all of the evidence.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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