is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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