i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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