We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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