Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Randomize
