Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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