apparently the secret to your success is patron
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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