Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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