Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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