My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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