please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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